Emily: Isn't a migraine a type of flower?
Me: No. It's a headache that makes you feel like your brain has just split in half.
Emily: Oh. Well, can we pray for you Miss Jackson?
Me: Yes Emily! Thank you, I would love that.
Virginia: I want to pray!
Me: Go ahead Virginia
Virginia: Dear Lord, please help Miss Jackson to feel better so she can come to Open House tonight. And please help her to look better for Open House. And help her makeup to cover up her face so that she looks prettier. In Jesus' name, Amen.
You've gotta give 'em credit for saying it like they see it. :)